I’m Out of Pretend Energy Hoodie – Unisex Fit
A soft, comfortable unisex hoodie designed for the people who think everything… they just don’t say it out loud. The graphic reads “I DON’T HAVE ENERGY TO PRETEND TODAY” with a low‑battery icon — a simple, relatable moment for overthinkers who feel socially drained before the day even starts.
UnspokenMinds™ Overthinker Style • Clean, minimal graphic • Humor that feels real, not loud • For the ones who keep their thoughts inside but wear them on a hoodie
Material • Cotton blend • DTG printed graphic • Smooth everyday feel
Fit & Style • Unisex fit • Easy to layer • True‑to‑size comfort
Care Instructions • Machine wash cold • Turn garment inside out • Use mild detergent • Do not bleach • Tumble dry low • Do not iron directly on the graphic • Do not dry clean Production • Made to order
More details
- 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
- Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
- Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
- Midweight fabric (8.25 oz)
- 100% cotton face
- Regular fit
- 3-panel hood, fleece-lined for extra comfort
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on all seams
- Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
- Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
- Tear-away tag
- Under 5% shrinkage
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: UnspokenMinds: Overthinker humor
- Email: contact@support.unspokenmindswearit.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I’m Out of Pretend Energy Hoodie – Unisex Fit Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
